I realize I'm a little late in the game, but here are some classic Fredrickisms to get you started.

You should also know that Fredrick has a Male Nurse, a Murse if you will, who I consider our personal guardian angel and unfortunately my only friend in Atlanta. Fredrick loves him and holds him in very high esteem. As I have not yet asked him if he cares to be identified in my blogging, we will call him Mr. Bananas, or MB for short.


"Kayla and I might be distantly related, but in a short amount of time we've become as close as twins." 




"Tell MB I need more pain medication." 
Me-"Ok let me call him."
Fredrick-"No tell him."
Me-"I will, when I call him."
Fredrick-"No, tell him."
*I go find MB*
Me-"Fredrick needs more pain medication."
MB-"Why, didn't you just call me?"




"Don't you dare cut my hotdog, don't you dare!"




"I can't cath myself, I have to hold this heat pack on my ear...I'm sorry for the inconvenience Kayla."




 " The people in the cafeteria are unfortunately confused concerning the definition of hot dog, because those are bratwurst."


One day I went out for two hours.
 "Ummmm Kayla, I don't mean to be rude, but just where have you been all day?"




TV-"My mind is too powerful to be affected by hypnosis!"
Fredrick-"That's what they all say..."




"I wish you were my real cousin and MB was my real nurse."
Me-"MB is your real nurse."
"He feels like a step nurse."
Me-"What's a step nurse?"
"MB."


" I know I ask this all the time but do you think goats will eat meat?"
Me-"I think they are generally herbivores."
"They eat clothes and trash, they would probably like chili dogs."
Me- "Well played kiddo."